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More American Registered Voters Believe Moon Landing Was A Hoax Than Are...
We wrote yesterday about a recent Public Policy Polling survey of registered American voters that had all kinds of interesting findings. For example, 7% of American registered voters believe that the...
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Iran Confirms It Does Not Have A Time Machine, In Case You Wonder Who Those...
Update on a recent story we’ve been following! ABC News reports that Iran has set the record straight: they do not have a time machine. 3 Reasons We Already Knew An Iranian Scientist Didn’t Invent A...
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Being On A Rock N’ Roll Cover Can Allegedly Ruin Your Life (Depending On The...
The Mail reports that a British man who appeared on the cover of alt-rock band Placebo’s debut album in 1996 is suing the band for using the photo without his consent, and saying the photo ruined his...
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3 Celebrities We’d Be Lovin’ To See Serve Food At A Drive-Thru
According to a 2004 legal document cited by the Smoking Gun, as part of a lawsuit between R. Kelly and Jay-Z over a tour that was cancelled, it was alleged that after a set in St. Louis, R. Kelly did...
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Mummified Hamburger Continues To Party Like It’s 1999
As we’ve been writing this week, a Utah man found a mummified 14-year old McDonald’s hamburger in his pocket. After turning down a $5,000 offer from a local DJ who might eat the thing, we’ve been...
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Running For Office And Your Competitor Ran A Red Light With A Reporter In...
Yesterday, we wrote about how following a dare from her son, Christy Clark, the leader of British Columbia, Canada, reportedly intentionally ran a read light with a reporter in the back seat of her...
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Swedish Newspapers: Always The Place We Can Find The Most Current Breaking News!
The Local reports that the Swedish National Tax Agency has declared a lumberjack who has been missing for 102 years to be dead. If alive, he would have been 139 years old, which would be older than the...
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Sorry For The Confusion, Ma’am, But It’s Not Called “American Idol Airlines!”
When people follow us, we try to follow back* and read their blogs. And today, we were quite pleased to see a news story from Ken Hegan, who reported for MSN that an American Airlines jet from LAX to...
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President Gives Press Conference… In Rain… Under Umbrella-ella-ella!
Today, U.S. President Barack Obama held a press conference, in which a marine held an umbrella over his head. According to CNN, this is rarely done. Presumably because the President of the United...
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Ke$ha Drinks Own Urine On TV, Proving Putting Dollar Signs In Your Name Does...
Gawker reports that pop star Ke$ha urinated into a bottle and then drank it as part of an MTV reality show. Because, apparently, MTV’s definition of reality, is “this is something that happened.” And...
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Famous Rich Kid Serves Famous Rich Kid For Whining On Twitter (And Then...
Gawker reports that Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, “slammed” Kendall Jenner, half-sister of Kim Kardashian on Twitter. What did Kendall tweet to inspire...
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If You Want To Destroy Your Sweater, Why Didn’t You Just Ask Weezer For Help?
Yesterday, we wrote about how a Tweet by famous-for-being-famous model Kendall Jenner reportedly upset famous-for-being-famous rock offspring Frances Bean Cobain. Cobain was upset that Kendall was...
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Time To Gawk At The Ol’ Business Plan For A While…
As we wrote last week, Gawker was seeking $200,000 from readers to buy an alleged video of Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford allegedly smoking crack. Canoe news reports, they’ve raised the money! Let’s get the...
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Mamma Mia! ABBA Museum Forced Mother To Pay Admission Fee For Infant!
The Local reports that the ABBA museum in Sweden has “come under fire” after charging a mother an admission fee for her infant. Since then, the museum has changed its entrance policy to only charge...
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Silent Buses Are A Good Idea Except For The You-May-Get-Hit-By-A-Bus Part!
The Local reports that a Swedish town is planning to launch a fleet of electric, silent buses to eliminate real pollution and noise pollution. Specifically, the article describes the sound of the...
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Naming Your Baby “North West” Will Not Instantly Earn You A Free Upgrade To...
TMZ reports that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have decided to name their recently born daughter “North.” There will be no middle name, so if the reports are true, the baby’s name will be “North West.”...
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Teacher Rocks Out Same Sweater For 40 Years Of Class Photos, Unlike Some...
Yahoo reports that a Dallas elementary school teacher is retiring after wearing the same shirt and “dirt-colored sweater” for every year for 40 years. This is awesome! To see a video showing the pics...
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If You Drink, Don’t Drive… And That Includes To Your Drunk Driving Court...
The London Free Press reports that a 54 year-old man from London, Ontario, Canada was arrested for alleged drunk driving while driving to the Court house to appear on drunk driving charges. 3 Other Bad...
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Spotify Survey Suggests People Aren’t Good At Listening To Song Lyrics… Even...
CNN reports that Spotify has identified the most misinterpreted song lyric, in a survey that asks people which songs they hear other people misinterpreting while singing at places like concerts, and...
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We’re Looking Forward To The Days Of East Coast/West Coast Rush Hour Traffic...
CNN/Wired report that entrepreneur Elon Musk envisions a future where mag-lev trains in neumatic tubes can whisk passengers from New York to Los Angeles in 45 minutes. 3 Questions That Arise From This...
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